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its just naked ppl yo why you scurred
WHY DIDN’T IT SEND WAT. I WAS TIRED AND IT WAS BAD. IWAS NOT EMOTIONALLY PREPARED FOR DICKS. LARGE, PENISES.

posted 1 month ago - 1 note - reblog
I got this feeling on the summer day when you were gone.
I crashed my car into the bridge. I watched, I let it burn.
I threw your sh*t into a bag and pushed it down the stairs.
I crashed my car into the bridge. I don’t care, I love it.”
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-Me: Well you better freaking care, your insurance isn’t going to cover you purposely crashing your car and burning it.
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I love it

Icona pop

posted 1 month ago - 19 notes - reblog
♫: 110 plays

internetslug:

someone stop me

posted 1 month ago - 7 notes - reblog

highfunctionsociopath:

Like Tumblr’s unofficial theme song

posted 2 months ago - 0 notes - reblog

Pew pew! I got you~

posted 2 months ago - 1 note - reblog
Look Ma, I vacuumed, moped the house and I even changed out of my PJ’s!

Aren’t cha proud?

posted 2 months ago - 23,434 notes - reblog

thefrogman:

Dove commissioned a study on how advertisements influenced girls ages 10-14. 77% of girls did describe themselves in negative terms when comparing themselves to beauty advertisements. Which is heart breaking and should be discussed. However, the internet headline writers decided to distort that into “77% of girls think they are ugly.” That is not the same thing.

“Alright, Frogman. Here is a picture of Ryan Gosling’s abs. How do you think your abs compare?”

“I’m not entirely sure I have abs, to be honest.”

“I’m just going to say that you think you’re ugly.”

“Wait, what?”

Don’t trust hipster hand statistics. 

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Hi, I’m Ally K., I am Canada’s biggest dork :)

posted 3 months ago - 28,468 notes - reblog

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posted 3 months ago - 1 note - reblog
My whole family forgot about valentines day

So when I gave them the cute card and candies they were confused.

Yesterday at 9pm both my mom, my oma were like “Oh!!!! Happy vday thank you for the goodies”

LOL

First year I have given and not really received, and I LOVED IT.

am I weird?